Rating: DNF after 25 pages
Cliff Notes: My life is too short to read a book where the dad is called The General and the mom is Miss Mamie. By everyone.
Full Summary: I like a cutesy southern read (looking at you DIVINE SECRETS OF THE YA-YA SISTERHOOD) and I recently LOVED Southern Lady Code, but this is over the top. It took me 4 days to get through 25 pages.